he ate one pump. he poops a thousand.
PumpPoop Inu is a shiba whose middle is a green capsule. a pump goes in the front, it gets digested for about four seconds, and it comes out the back as a pile of small green capsules. every capsule is a tiny pump, and the pile is the whole supply of $PPINU.
he does not sell, because he never bought anything. he just eats what the market gives him and hands it back out in a size everyone can carry. he is very proud of the pile. please do not step on it.
a pump shows up somewhere on the chain and he eats it. whole. no chewing, no questions, tail going the entire time. he has never once looked at a chart before eating. he looks at the chart after, because it is green and he likes green.
his middle is a real capsule, green half, white half, one shine on top. inside it the big pump gets divided into small pumps of equal size. it takes about four seconds. nobody knows how it works and he cannot explain it because he is a dog.
out the back comes a pile of small green capsules. that pile is the supply. everyone gets to pick one up, nobody gets the whole thing, and he keeps making more as long as somebody keeps feeding him pumps. this is the entire business model.
his owner filmed one full cycle from the porch. you can see the capsule doing its thing, the pile getting taller, and at the end he turns around to check that you saw it. he wanted you to see it.
nothing was edited. nothing needed to be. it just plays again, because that is what he does too.
each capsule leaves at about the same speed. he has been told this is efficient. he took it as a compliment.the ones that miss the pile are still supply. they just rolled a bit. pick them up, they are fine.the knob winds while you hold it. release inside the green zone and he guarantees a prize you do not have yet. release anywhere else and you get whatever he has ready, which is sometimes just brown.
space bar works too. hold, watch the needle, let go in the green.
the back half. this is where the business happens.
you got all eight. he digested a whole pump just for you and did not miss once. the pile is yours now. carry it carefully.